The United Reformed Church Church Humour |
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Brotherly Love |
If your problem is long standing, try kneeling. The topic for our sermon next week will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. |
Adam blamed Eve |
A few Christian One-liners
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The church will host an
evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility. Potluck supper Sunday at 5pm - prayer and medication to follow. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
Jones: "I don't think the new
minister is up to the old one". |
A boy was watching his
father, a minister, write a sermon. "How do you know what to say?" he asked "Why, God tells me", "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
The Minister was very depressed when he
arrived back home from the doctor. |
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin,
five, and Ryan, three. The boys began to argue over who would get the
first pancake. Their mother saw the chance for a moral lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, he would say, "let my brother have the first
pancake, I can wait". Quick as a wink, Kevin turned to his younger brother and said "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
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A Sunday School Teacher began her lesson
with the question, "Boys and Girls, what do we know about God?" A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist", said a little boy. "Really! How do we know?" the teacher asked. "You know! Our Father who does art in Heaven...!" he replied. |
The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt. Young George was most interested. "My dad looked back once", he said, "while he was driving, and he turned into a lamp-post!" |
Page updated on Wednesday 30th June 2010